i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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