No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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