Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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