where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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