Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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