I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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