I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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