Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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