you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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