shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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