More tranny stories later!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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