Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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