At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Small penises have feelings too.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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