Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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