I want to make a zoo with you.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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