party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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