I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
NoShamevember. You game?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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