I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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