Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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