A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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