Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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