He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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