You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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