I'm gonna have a badass scar
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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