I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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