sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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