called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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