How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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