is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
