She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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