question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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