you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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