So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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