Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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