we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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