Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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