problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
