Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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