would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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