yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
only you would photoshop your dick
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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