I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Damn victory sex feels great
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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