I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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