is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just found puke in my bra..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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