I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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