Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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