I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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