Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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