im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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