How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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