"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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