Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
