It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
my being single is dangerous.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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