from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Do vagina's smell?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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