You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
A bitchslap is in order.
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