Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You're a disaster
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